Embarrassing True Stories by Oliver Gaspirtz

Author:Oliver Gaspirtz [Gaspirtz, Oliver]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: humor, funny, short stories, true stories, embarrassing, awkward, cartoons, jokes
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

CODY

My dog Cody, a pitbull my husband and I rescued, was the sweetest, friendliest dog in the world. But she had a weak bladder. Whenever she got excited, she peed. We visited my parents and brought Cody along. My mother was sitting on the couch, and Cody ran over to her, wagged her tail like crazy, and jumped on my mother's lap. Then she peed all over my mother's good Sunday outfit. She was drenched and yelled: "Get this dog off me!!!"

APPARENTLY I'M COLOR BLIND

My wife and I went shopping. We have a green Jeep. We also have three dogs, and they were with us that day, waiting in the car while we were in the store. After we finished buying groceries, we returned to the parking lot and walked towards the car. I pulled out my keys and tried to open the car with the clicker. But the car wasn't responding to my remote. I tried it a few times. It just wouldn't work. Then I heard my wife laughing in the distance. When I looked for her, I saw her standing in front of our Jeep, with the dogs happily barking at her from inside the car.

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